Funny english jokes

Arab at the airport

An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul AlRazhib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no, I mean male or female. - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, dog, even sheep. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no, deer run to fast!



Three chinese moving to USA

3 chinese people bu , fu , and chu migrated to america and now they need to fit there .they changed their names so bu became buck , chu became chuck and fu was sent back to china.


Three girls (brunette, redhair and blonde) camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.

While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

Free BSD - Windows comparison

Many of you will recognise one of the "cutest" and most famous symbols of the OS by the company of Redmond:

Most of you are less likely to recognise the symbol of another OS, Free BSD:
But maybe you will like to know about a recent comparative analysis, which does not leave much room to imagination:

This post is the translation of the original italian version on Fugerit Invida Aetas.